Reasons I don't like the Prius

*Status Symbol- The Prius is a status symbol for granola eaters...why else the blue headlights?
*Decreases our dependence on Foreign Oil- follow me hear..decreased dependence leads to decrease in middle east manipulation which leads to less war....War (frankly its kind of our thing).
*No physical Key- What are we supposed to use to poke would be carjackers and rapists?
*No electronic seats- What is this 1991?
*No sunroofs- If I am going to spend an extra 8-10K to save the environment...you damn sure I want to enjoy it to its fullest.
*Overexposed- I see more of these damn cars than mini coopers here in the city.
*Reverse Beep- It beeps when you reverse causing housewives all over the south metro to converge thinking the UPS man has arrived with their Coldwater Creek Sweater Vest.