Who the F*ck buys these Stuffed Animatronics at the Card Store?

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It sort of says:
"Here, I don't care enough about you to know what would actually make you happy....does this animatronic stuffed animal do it?
Yeah I didn't think so either, but it was worth a shot."

Why not throw in some chocolates, a scented candle and some bath salts while your at it.

I know who!!

This is the kind of crap that stays on the market so adolescent males can woo the ladies into their back seats.
Whiner Girl