Things I've learned- Hip Hop Pimping Edition

*Pimping aint easy
- It turns out that in order to "pimp" you need "bitches" and said "bitches" have to be "turned out"...I in fact know very few "bitches" and have no idea how one would go about "turning them out".

* Its hard out here for a pimp
-see above

*You can't turn a ho into a housewife
- True story, I tried once but ended up with an itchy rash...not sure if it was due to a STD or wearing dirty underwear for a week straight. Luckily I was able to get the whole thing annulled for pair of converse sneakers and a wendy's double cheeseburger.

///this concludes my wisdom leak.