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Dvorak on TWIT 126 podcast in reference to a video of a cat that plays piano:
"...oh That Cats Fantastic!."

Words of the wise from the Conchordes:
"...you're so beautiful you could be a part time model.....but you'd probably have to keep your day job..."

Sage wisdom from Jack Donagee:
"...never follow a hippie to a second location."

Dwight Schrute:
The eyes are the groin of the face."

Peter La Fleur:
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.