Heilemans Old Style Beer Salami - Wiscongasm!

While shopping this morning I came across this monument to the state of Wisconsin.

Often males in the upper midwest have snacked on summer sausage while dousing countless suds of Old Style to combat the sodium. Finally some industrious fucker got smart about our inefficiencies.

Ladies and Gentleman I give you:

Kind of phallic but it is salami afterall- I'd hit that!

Now if only they could figure out how to work some cheddar into that bitch they would have the official food of Wisconsin.

I wonder if its authentically Krausened?