F*cking cliffhanger season finales

Is Horatio Cane Dead?
-did Jerry Bruckheimer run out of stock footage of David Caruso putting on and taking off his sunglassses?

Which member of the Criminal Minds team was blown up in their Tahoes?
-I bet GM paid enough for product placement that nobody dies, cause Tahoes are just that tough.

What happened to Gary Sinise in CSI NY, will the hostage taker kill him?
-maybe Forrest will run up on that SOB and judo chop his ass with a box of chocolates?

I can't take any more of these friggin open ended cliffhanger season finales. I am living my own cliffhanger waiting on this real estate transaction to close. The inspection came back so/so but we are pressing forward. The FHA appraisal happened yesterday but we still haven't heard. All things coming together and we'll be in a new home next thursday.

Back to all these damn dramas I can't stand any more dramas. F*ck em I need some god damn closure in my life. Why do these writers have to take the cheap way out. Yeah somebody isn't coming back we get it.....sack up and just tell us.