Iowa
- doesn't have any sports teams
- too much corn
- famous for a caucus
- south of minnesota
- skiers all wear blaze orange and terrorize Mt. Frontenac
- not enough lakes

Kansas
- too much corn
- jayhawks
- hate any state that ends in s

Dakotas
- north has nothing...nothing at all
- south is full of right wingnuts...they banned abortion???
- fargo
- both take far too long to drive across

What state do you hate?