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Serious malfeasance reported in the West Metro Blotter on the Star Tribune.
http://www.startribune.com/local/west/124135254.html

INDEPENDENCE

MAY 23

Suspicious activity. Someone reported a suspicious vehicle being driven back and forth with its lights turned off on the 6100 block of Drake Drive. Officers located four individuals, including one carrying a plastic tub of pink flamingos, who said they were placing the pink flamingos on behalf of their church in the yards of people who had donated money for the church's mission trip. Officers contacted the homeowner, who confirmed that he had given money for the mission trip.

F*ck the Police! Always trying to keep a church mission trip down.

Today's resurrection of DOTD is brought about by an email from loyal reader John P. he wanted everyone to know about the douchebaggery that surrounds the seven time Tour-de-France winner. Now I could have put him up years ago for multiple infractions: wearing Oakleys, leaving his longtime wife, dating Sheryl Crow, being named Lance...the list of douchey activities goes on and on.

But apparently now Lance has kicked it up a notch, threatening and intimidating potential witnesses. That's some cold blooded d-baggery.

According to Hamilton’s version of events at the restaurant, Armstrong repeatedly asked Hamilton how much he had been paid to appear on '60 Minutes' and that the Texan’s legal team will "(expletive) destroy you," "tear you apart on the witness stand," and "make your life a living (expletive) hell.

I helped produce and shoot this video for my friend Leslee who wants to be the next host of Discover Wisconsin.

Feel free to "like" the youtube video or head over to her blog to read more about her Discover Wisconsin Host Audition

Alright so I started with a dumpster bound 3 horse Murray single stage that looked like this:

and after a little spit polish she looks like this:

Fired her up and took a quick run through the lawn...bring it on old man winter!

Step 4. Paint Plastic Pieces Candied Electric Blue

Step 5. Affix pre-drilled and pre-templated aluminum re-enforcement plate.

Step 6. Begin Reassembly of Snowblower.

Next Steps

Step 1.
Remove all plastic crap.

Step 2.
Remove more plastic crap.

Next Steps.

I thought I'd post a little update graphic highlighting some of the best beards from our competition so far.

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