Pissing in your cereal one cheerio at a time!

What exactly is Constantly Complaining

This is a platform to highlight all people and things that generally make me angry, somedays there may be more than others...on a random day you might find some uplifting stuff cause face it even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

Bye Bye T-Mobile - Why I switched

Just thought I'd publish a little breakdown of the reasoning that led me a loyal (6 yrs) customer of T-Mobile to switch over to the iphone and AT&T.

* Step one: Court early adopters and then completely leave them swinging in the wind. Back around this time about two years ago I was super excited, this brand spanking new open source software was being introduced to the mobile world: Android. I was on board from the get-go, signed up early and received the phone in November. I was in love, in fact I still love Android but unfortunately T-Mobile must not. One after another I saw Verizon, Sprint and Att advance the mobile phone market, while T-mobile came out with sh*tty variants like the mytouch3g and the like. What a bummer and a total inertia killer - nice move T-Mobile.

Introducing Y- Just Because

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Please bear with me as I run a little experiment.

nothing to see here...move along.

This post brought to you by the letter R

Ryan Libson

Dan Gilbert Open Letter - Ad Lib

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RIP "Wild Bill" Dreves

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At around 9 AM Today the world lost one of the greatest storytellers and by far the rowdiest rail cowboy to ever work the Soo Line. Running rail from Duluth/Superior through Ladysmith, Stevens Point and ultimately through to Chicago.

My grandfather, William Dreves will be missed greatly by many. Today he rides the great railroad in the sky...hopefully their enjoying his famous "Mulligan Stew" up there as we speak.

Douchebag of the Day - Target Marketer Edition

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Todays DOD goes to whoever at target greenlit the ads with the cracked out soccer mom touting the blackfriday sales.

The ad singlehandedly reinforces the notion that target shoppers are annoying white suburban soccer moms- which for the most part they are.

Way to use an annoying methed up crazy woman to push your sale, shes annoying, she rubs EVERYONE the wrong way. Just what you look for in a corporate spokesperson eh?

Gold Nugget Tavern & Grille - Take Three!

Alright tonight for Karyn's birthday dinner we found ourselves once again at the new Nugget. This time the food was better, not quite as good as before the renovation but still a decent burger.

The service still needs some addressing. My brother with his two toddlers was not brought a kids menu till the waitress came to take our orders. A dessert that was essentially a microwaved brownie and a scoop of ice cream took almost 10 minutes to arrive-far too long for squirrely grommets.

But you don't go to the Nugget for the desserts or even the service...you go for the BURGERS! And finally they are starting to get dialed in. Gone are the stringy french fried onions ala green bean casserole replaced with proper greasy fried onions. The burger was a tad overcooked but the fat from the bacon and fried onions kept my burger moist and delicious; add a swab of mayonnaise to carry you through the dry patches and your in burger heaven.

So go out to the nugget, get an original nugget burger with fried onions and bacon and a side of mayonnaise. Start out with a Guinness and some onion rings-also back on the menu now.

Baby Stanky Leg Dance - Fanning the flames of yesterdays news



Munchies - Another business doing it wrong

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While I'm venting about stupid businesses and their idiotic credit card policies I'll add the classic blunder of a new establishment in St. Louis Park. Munchies opened up in the old Palm Bakery spot near the high school. Many times during my daily dog walks I have passed by with some anticipation. I live in a bit of a Latte black hole, so I thought this place had promise.

Strike One- The business opens at 7am - so clearly their not shooting for the pre-work dropping off the kids at school coffee crowd. It also opens later on Saturday and is closed on Sunday

Strike Two- They appear to only have drip coffee with little to no fresh pastry options

Strike Three- I stopped in on my walk only to find out that they don't accept credit cards, but do in fact have an ATM. Great they aren't willing to pony up the 1%-1.5% for my business but they are willing to take a $1.50 ATM fee from me for the right to let me buy my drip coffee there.

Why does Cub Foods Hate me?

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This complaint isn't a real big one at first, its one of those small little complaints that through the nature of its re-occurrence builds and builds, till it crests into a full blown WTF are they thinking kind of realization.

Grocery shopping at its best is an activity that I don't enjoy. I mostly have myself to blame as I seem to always end up there around 6pm after work on a weekday no less. After navigating the insanity that is a grocery store parking lot during peak times( a rant for a different time) like a halfback you shuck this way to the milk and eggs, jive that way to get to the cereal aisle....a quick sprint through the meat dept and you're on your way.

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A Small Slice of Awesome - MN Edition

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